me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.
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what old joke are we going to bring back next
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when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like
but you do know and in ur head ur like
fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
AABE / AVS
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"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
people who needlessly start drama
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